Today, Wednesday November 13, I entered Dunkin' Donuts as usual near 25 Flatbush Avenue, Brooklyn, N.Y. and one of your female employees screamed, "Yikes, the munchkins are growing arms, legs, and a head." The chocolate munchkins stamped on the jelly filled munchkins and the jelly came out in strings that solidified on contact with the air, as nylon does in its' making. Soon there were troops of munchkins sliding down strands of jelly to the floor. All your customers were running every which way in terror and dropping cups of that special brew. One smart character had an idea, me, to capture munchkins and dip them in coffee then popping them in my mouth. Seeing the way some other customers followed suit and your sales began to skyrocket.